Pressing Matters: When Your Shirt Needs a Little TLC

1. Why did the shirt go to the doctor? Because it had a button-ache.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. Why did the shirt break up with its girlfriend? She was always pressing its buttons.
4. What do you call a shirt that’s always in a hurry? A fast-tailored shirt.
5. Why was the shirt always nervous? It was afraid of getting collared by the fashion police.
6. What did the shirt say to the pants? “I’ve got you covered!”
7. What did the shirt say to the wardrobe? “I’m just hanging around.”
8. Why did the shirt fail the exam? It was caught cheating by looking at its cufflinks.
9. Why did the shirt get a job at the movie theater? It wanted to be a screen-tee.
10. Why did the shirt go to the gym? To get a better fit.

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